Old Survey (Stolen, as always)
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Credit card payments that I still owe Mom, essentially still paying for books :(
Not to self, buying textbooks is for suckers

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
I wouldn't consider Alfonso's to be romantic (go ahead and disagree, Trish :p)

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
secret party couple weeks ago

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
never, but guys don't dance on bars, except for "Stella"
("I'm not even wearing a bra!!!")

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Henney?

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
prbly still chilling with Sam, but we were both tired

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A Ghostbuster

8. How many colleges did you attend?
One

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I look pretty good in simple dark shirts, IMO

10. Gas Price?
Going down, but more income would be nice around now.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
dunno

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
It didn't. First thought getting up: "Why didn't Dad get me up for work?"

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
no clue

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Thongssss

(preserved for comedy, actually, boxers)

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
no real preference, granny panties would be weird though

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
cleaning the basement

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Occassionally. I'm a lazy bitch

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in, see my previous self assessment

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
hmmmmm, Clone Emperor, if he counts.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Cuddle (Dara's answer works)

21. Have you found real love yet?
bleh

22. When did you first start feeling old?
Don't feel that old, although all my memories blur together so my sense of time is all screwy.

23. Favorite 80's movie?
BERNIEUHHHHHHH.

Big Trouble in Little China

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
toss up between Salami and Roast Beef

25. What do you get every time you go into Walmart?
McDonald's dollar menu. I don't go to Walmart too often

26. Beach or lake?
Beach

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Not really, but I'm in no rush

28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
0, I'd bet

29. Favorite guilty pleasures?
obscene DVD collection

30. Favorite movies you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
maybe "Contact"?

31. What's your drink?
Jack and Coke

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Robocop

33. Cops or Robbers?
Predator

34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Steve Mo, or Pellicane

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
usually just listen to an mp3 CD

36. Norm or Cliff?
I'd take both in the bedroom

37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
huh?

40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
no one, I promise. Because I want...to fit...in.

41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Malcolm McDowell, or some sick fuck studio exec who would let me make a movie

42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
hmmmmm, I think I'd bust a nut up in Martha Washington's fanny.

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
nyet

44. Last book you read for real?
hmmmmm, Clockwork Orange?

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
nope

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
weird question

47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Never been to Northern CA, but I hear it's homocentral. I'm awful :p

48. Do you go to church?
not since Easter. Obi-Christ tried to convince today, though.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Careers are for chumps and cumswappers. Yes, I went there.

50. Just how OLD are you?
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